Jordan :: Petra. Finally.

“If destiny does not fit you, fit yourself to destiny.”
– Arab Proverb

The #1 thing to do in Egypt – Go on a #PTMEgypt tour

“If you think I’m not bringing this carpet in the hot air balloon…”
– Jason

“It is not enough to have talent, you also have to be Hungarian.”
– Robert Capa

“Is beautiful because rainy season. You come back dry season. All brown. Look shit.”
– Abush, the guide

“She who has not reached her destination never gets tired”
– Kenyan proverb

“I would still like Usher… If he didn’t have herpes”
– Amrita

Masai dude: “I would like to live in Norway. Is it sun there?”
Me: “Oh, my sweet summer child…”

“A hasty person misses the sweet things.”
Tanzanian proverb

“The day will come when cats have horns and Dutchmen will be circumcised.”
Malawian proverb

“If you do not travel, you will marry your own sister.”
Mozambican proverb