Dubai :: My night at Burj Al Arab

“I have always thought of sophistication as rather a feeble substitute for decadence.”
– Christopher Hampton

Jordan :: Petra. Finally.

“If destiny does not fit you, fit yourself to destiny.”
– Arab Proverb

“If you think I’m not bringing this carpet in the hot air balloon…”
– Jason

“It is not enough to have talent, you also have to be Hungarian.”
– Robert Capa

“Is beautiful because rainy season. You come back dry season. All brown. Look shit.”
– Abush, the guide

“She who has not reached her destination never gets tired”
– Kenyan proverb

“I would still like Usher… If he didn’t have herpes”
– Amrita

Masai dude: “I would like to live in Norway. Is it sun there?”
Me: “Oh, my sweet summer child…”

“A hasty person misses the sweet things.”
Tanzanian proverb

“The day will come when cats have horns and Dutchmen will be circumcised.”
Malawian proverb