“If destiny does not fit you, fit yourself to destiny.”
– Arab Proverb
Tag: 2017
The #1 thing to do in Egypt – Go on a #PTMEgypt tour
“If you think I’m not bringing this carpet in the hot air balloon…”
– Jason
Hungary: Sting Concert, Escape Room and visits from home
“It is not enough to have talent, you also have to be Hungarian.”
– Robert Capa
Ethiopia: Cause why build a church when you can chisel it out of a mountain?
“Is beautiful because rainy season. You come back dry season. All brown. Look shit.”
– Abush, the guide
Kenya: Gettin’ smooched by giraffes & seeing a dead baroness’ home
“She who has not reached her destination never gets tired”
– Kenyan proverb
Serengeti: checking leopard off my list
“I would still like Usher… If he didn’t have herpes”
– Amrita
Stone Town, Zanzibar
Masai dude: “I would like to live in Norway. Is it sun there?”
Me: “Oh, my sweet summer child…”
The Tazara train
“A hasty person misses the sweet things.”
Tanzanian proverb
Malawi
“The day will come when cats have horns and Dutchmen will be circumcised.”
Malawian proverb
The Wild Coast
“We’re all going… It’s like all the NATO countries are going. We’re going to annex Lesotho.”
Nathanael