The #1 thing to do in Egypt – Go on a #PTMEgypt tour

“If you think I’m not bringing this carpet in the hot air balloon…”
– Jason

Ethiopia :: Cause why build a church when you can chisel it out of a mountain?

“Is beautiful because rainy season. You come back dry season. All brown. Look shit.”
– Abush, the guide

“She who has not reached her destination never gets tired”
– Kenyan proverb

“I would still like Usher… If he didn’t have herpes”
– Amrita

Masai dude: “I would like to live in Norway. Is it sun there?”
Me: “Oh, my sweet summer child…”

“A hasty person misses the sweet things.”
Tanzanian proverb

“The day will come when cats have horns and Dutchmen will be circumcised.”
Malawian proverb

“If you do not travel, you will marry your own sister.”
Mozambican proverb

“No second Johannesburg is needed upon the earth. One is enough.”
Alan Paton

“We’re all going… It’s like all the NATO countries are going. We’re going to annex Lesotho.”
Nathanael