Hungary :: Sting Concert, Escape Room and visits from home

“It is not enough to have talent, you also have to be Hungarian.”
– Robert Capa

Kenya :: Gettin’ smooched by giraffes & seeing a dead baroness’ home

“She who has not reached her destination never gets tired”
– Kenyan proverb

“I would still like Usher… If he didn’t have herpes”
– Amrita

Masai dude: “I would like to live in Norway. Is it sun there?”
Me: “Oh, my sweet summer child…”

“A hasty person misses the sweet things.”
Tanzanian proverb

“The day will come when cats have horns and Dutchmen will be circumcised.”
Malawian proverb

“If you do not travel, you will marry your own sister.”
Mozambican proverb

“No second Johannesburg is needed upon the earth. One is enough.”
Alan Paton

“We’re all going… It’s like all the NATO countries are going. We’re going to annex Lesotho.”
Nathanael

“Slow down. It’s Cape Town”
Cape Town road sign