“Is beautiful because rainy season. You come back dry season. All brown. Look shit.”
– Abush, the guide
Category: RTW
Kenya :: Gettin’ smooched by giraffes & seeing a dead baroness’ home
“She who has not reached her destination never gets tired”
– Kenyan proverb
Tanzania :: Serengeti & checking leopard off my list
“I would still like Usher… If he didn’t have herpes”
– Amrita
Tanzania :: Stone Town, Zanzibar & Voting
Masai dude: “I would like to live in Norway. Is it sun there?”
Me: “Oh, my sweet summer child…”
Tanzania :: The Tazara train
“A hasty person misses the sweet things.”
Tanzanian proverb
Malawi
“The day will come when cats have horns and Dutchmen will be circumcised.”
Malawian proverb
Mozambique
“If you do not travel, you will marry your own sister.”
Mozambican proverb
Johannesburg :: Soweto, Apartheid Museum & The Cradle of Human Kind (Maropeng)
“No second Johannesburg is needed upon the earth. One is enough.”
Alan Paton
The Garden Route, South Africa
“The Garden Route blows”
Danielle
Cape Town
“Slow down. It’s Cape Town”
Cape Town road sign
