Tanzania :: Serengeti & checking leopard off my list
“I would still like Usher… If he didn’t have herpes” – Amrita
I made an awesome video with the only song possible to use when making a video of Tanzania: Toto’s Africa.
Of course, Toto’s Africa is on the list of music you may use according to YouTube, but that doesn’t stop trusty, old YouTube from banning your video in -268- countries (well done, YouTube, we only have 190-206, depending on who you ask, you tard), but I found a dude covering the song really close to the original so with an additional few hours of editing I finally manage to bestow my masterpiece upon the world!
Apart from that this is going to be the shortest blog ever, with regards to word count (which should make all my prospective readers rejoice), suffice to say I finally saw a leopard so I can now say I’ve seen all the big five in the wild.
I don’t really have any mindblowing advice to give people who want to see the Serengeti because I hooked up with Acacia Tours in Stone Town and travelled overland to Serengeti from there. If you’re not a part of a bigger tour you can travel to Arusha (Tanzania) and book a tour of just Serengeti from there. What I can say is that you should absolutely go see it, it’s been a highlight of my Africa-travels. You can also easily spend three days there, no problem, that’s what we did and I was never bored. I’ll let the pictures speak for me 🙂
SERENGETI DAY 1:
The camel’s ass, MY FIRST LEOPARD!!, 6000 elephants and “what the hell was that sound?!1”
Serengeti National Park
Squad Goals!
Serengeti
Mr. Grey will see you now…
And then…
…there was this guy
“I’m a moooodel, you know what I mean!”
“And I doo my little dance on the catttwalk!”
Serengeti
Yup, that’s a giraffe
❤ ❤
So beautiful!
Some sort of gaselle… Not a Thompson… Eh… I suck.
Ostriiiiich!
Whoopi Goldberg?
“Run, Phyllis! Run!”
Got dead stuffz?
“I’m the king of the zzzz….”
“…..zzZZWHAT?”
“Shut up, Harvey…”
❤
“Do I know where what is?”
“I dunno, man… How am I supposed to know?”
“Naaaaaaaaa savennnjaaaaa!!!”
Hippopotam, Genevieve!
This. Is. A. Leopard!
Elephant #646
Elephant #389
Elephant #11
Elephant #521 and a giraffe
Elephant #3
Elephant #3 and friends
❤
Sunset
I’m in a tent… in the Serengeti… #Adventure
SERENGETI DAY 2:
Leopard #2, Cheetah, Serval Cat, Crocodiles and a huge guinea pig thing that’s related to elephants… wtf…
Sunrise
Found something dead, gotta play
This guy…
;-D ❤
Serengeti
Serengeti
Serengeti
Serengeti
Serengeti
Serengeti
Serengeti
Liam’s new wave
Crew #2
PUMBA! (Not in front of the kids)
Serengeti
Serengeti
Serengeti
Serval Cat
All this loyalty and still you a Cheetah
All this loyalty and still you a Cheetah
All this loyalty and still you a Cheetah
Mongoose
Mongoose
Leopard #2
Leopard #2
LEOPAAAARDDDDD!!!
Aaaand a pretty little thing ❤
Look at it! LOOK AT IT! (and the roll of toilet paper in my hand…)
Hyrax – related to the elephant… wtf.
NGORONGORO CRATER DAY 3:
No rhinos, but Omg! Landscape! (and a metric ton of other animals)
Ngorongoro Crater
Ngorongoro Crater
Wildebeest – part of the “ugly five”
Ostriiiiiich
Again!
Thompson gaselle (BECAUSE OF THE BLACK LINE!)
Eat the flamingos!
Crowned Crane… or something
Ngorongoro Crater
Ngorongoro Crater
Ngorongoro Crater
Fiesta for Hyena
Ngorongoro Crater
PUMBA!
PUMBA!
PUMBAAAAAAAAA!
Ngorongoro Crater
Ngorongoro Crater
Ngorongoro Crater
Ngorongoro Crater
Strike a pose, funnyman
Crew #1
Standing up in tha car like BROOMBROOMYASSSS!
Outta the way, monkeys!
Bonus picture of Liam in his party outfit #Slaying
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